High School Reunion

My wife and I were at my high school reunion.

As I looked around, I noticed the other men in
their expensive suits...and their bulging stomachs.

Proud of the fact that I weighed just five pounds
more than I did when I was in high school,
the result of trying to beat a living out of a
rocky hillside farm, I said to my wife, "I'm the
only guy here who can still wear the suit he wore
when he graduated."

She glanced at the well-dressed crowd,
then back at me, and said,

"You're the only one who has to."


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