Thoughtful One-Liners

Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting.

Sermons and biscuits are improved by shortening.

If you can buy a person's friendship, it is not worth it.

Humility is such an elusive thing. Just when you think you've got it, you've lost it.

People who are wrapped up in themselves are overdressed.

Coincidence is just an euphemism for conspiracy.

George Washington's brother was the uncle of our country.

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