Marriage

A grandmother overheard her 5-year-old
granddaughter playing "wedding."
The wedding vows went like this:

"You have the right to remain silent,
anything you say may be held against you,
you have the right to have an attorney
present. You may kiss the bride."
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After the wedding ceremony was over,
a little girl asked her mother why the
bride changed her mind.

"What do you mean?" responded her mother.

"Well, she went down the aisle with one man,
and came back with another."

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