Husbands and Wives

Very Hostile Farmer

A farmer and his brand new bride were
riding home from the chapel in a wagon
pulled by a team of horses, when the older
horse stumbled. The farmer said, "That's
once."

A little further along, the poor old horse
stumbled again. The farmer said, "That's
twice."

After a little, while the poor old horse stumbled
again. The farmer didn't say anything, but
reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun
and shot the horse.

His brand new bride yelled, telling him,
"That was an awful thing to do."

The farmer said, "That's once."


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