Funny One Liners

Give a man (or for that matter anyone) a
fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use
The Net and he won't bother you for weeks.


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Egomaniac

Q: How many egomaniacs does it take
to screw in a light bulb?

A: One.
The egomaniac holds the light
bulb while the rest of the world
revolves around him.

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No More

I just read an article on the dangers of eating too
much fat and drinking too much and it scared the
heck out of me. So I told myself, "That's it!"

After today, no more reading.

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