Blind Visitor

There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas.

When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas."

When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!" The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas."

After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right."

The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door.

Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident.

Scared to death, the blind man started shouting,

"Don't flush, don't flush!"

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Ok, I KNOW you laughed!


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Virtual Poetry

Remember when ram meant just a male sheep

And bugs and worms were just things that creep?

When a gopher and a mouse were li'l critters

And virus were microbes that gave one the shivers?

When a web was a sticky net that housed a spider

And nets were just strings all woven together?

When surfing was just riding an ocean wave

And a slip was dodging trouble with a close shave?

When a mime was a painted-face animated mute clown

And hackers were people who slashed things down?

When menus and servers were all about eating

And addresses and homes were places for living?

When Archie and Veronica were actually people

And trolls were pests that were considered mythical?

When mud was just slime and Spam was just food

And to 'finger' someone was not considered good?

When to chat and to talk still needed a voice...?

Now being online has all but mooted that choice.

Author Unknown

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