CRIME

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Crime

Late one night in Washington D.C. a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped

into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me

your money," he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You

can't do this - I'm a US Congressman!"

"In that case," replied the robber, "give me MY money!"

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Updated New

The Senate is investigating deceptive
sweepstakes practices. These companies
target the elderly and make them think
they will receive a bunch of money, but in
reality they never see any of it. The most
popular of these scams is called

Social Security.
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