A Rose by any other name....

I just ADORE the Pickles comic strip! These made me
laugh a lot. You gotta understand, living in East Texas,
we come across some very interesting names!

Here are a few of my favorite East

Texas names:

Shaneequia, Lamisha, Laquisha,

Tamitra, Laterica, Rashonda and

Lashonda or how about these

twins names: Chatonia and Chatania


Wish I had kept an ongoing list since

starting work...but these were some of

the more memorable ones I have run across!!

Most times I just spell it the way it

sounds...but for the twins I had her

spell them because I thought she was

saying the same name. Chatonia was

calling in for her sister Chatania who

was too sick to come to work!

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This one is from the Reader's Digest ezine.

Conversation with an airline reservation

clerk:

Clerk: First name, please?

Me: Nancee.

Clerk: Last name?

Me: Tegeder. And I'll be taking my infant

daughter.

Clerk: Her first name?

Me: Erica.

Clerk: And her last?

Me: The same.

Clerk: Erica Erica?

-- Nancee Tegeder, Vail, Arizona

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Husbands and Wives

Very Hostile Farmer

A farmer and his brand new bride were
riding home from the chapel in a wagon
pulled by a team of horses, when the older
horse stumbled. The farmer said, "That's
once."

A little further along, the poor old horse
stumbled again. The farmer said, "That's
twice."

After a little, while the poor old horse stumbled
again. The farmer didn't say anything, but
reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun
and shot the horse.

His brand new bride yelled, telling him,
"That was an awful thing to do."

The farmer said, "That's once."


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