Cats, Cats, Cats!

I ADORE CATS! I think they, along with Horses
and Dolphins, are some of God's FINER creations!

So when Pickles ran these, I couldn't help but to save them.
Hope you enjoy them as much as I did/do!
C~B~N

This is my baby. Baby Mac. He had to grow to his EARS, TAIL, and FEET. This was his first Christmas which actually occured on December 25, 2006...not on March 2, 2004 as the photo states.

Hey, it was a new camera and I never claimed to be a techno-wizard! Didn't even know the feature was turned on til I got these downloaded!!

He was the LAST baby born on August 28, 2006 and he was the BIGGEST one. He was also the LAST one weened and that was done forceably as Lil Mama would see him coming and lay down on her teets and refused to nurse him anymore. Hence, I believe we have an oral problem as he has since then been a "tail-sucker"!!!

Baby Mac today weighs a whopping 13 POUNDS! Be careful where he steps!

LOL C~B~N

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You're Being E-Dumped!

Two of my absolute favorite funnies are Pickles and Cathy.

Today is a series that Cathy ran earlier this year-2008.

I liked it so much that I emailed it to all my email friends and family!

Sorry that they are so small....that's blogger not me! I don't know how to fix something like this!

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from the email I sent:

[and NO, I'm not e-dumping any of you!! But QUIT sending me those "extortion" ones that demand I send it to 4 GAZILLION people in the next 5 SECONDS and receive unbelievable blessings OR ELSE!!!]

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Bubblewrap for peace of mind

Bubble Wrap Fun

This is FUN....try the MANIC mode!

LOL C~B~N

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The difference between MEN and WOMEN

NICKNAMES
If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch,
they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will
affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy,
Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and
John will each throw in $20, even though it's
only for $32.50. None of them will have anything
smaller and none will actually admit they want
change back. When the girls get their bill, out
come the pocket calculators.

MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she
doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush
and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of
soap, and a towel. The average number of items
in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would
not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning
of a new argument.

CATS
Women love cats. Men say they love cats,
but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a
husband. A man never worries about the future
until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money
than his wife can spend. A successful woman is
one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change,
but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting
that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water
the plants, answer the phone, read a book,
and get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings
and funerals.

NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to
bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the
night.

OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children.
She knows about dental appointments and romances,
best friends, favorite foods, secret fears hopes and
dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people
living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY FROM ALL THIS
A married man should forget his mistakes.
There's no use in two people remembering the
same thing!


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Psychopath Test

[C~B~N received this in my email the other
day....]

Read this question, come up with an answer
and then scroll down to the bottom for the result.

This is not a trick question. It is as it reads.

No one I know has gotten it right.

[C~B~N finds this HARD to believe!!!]

A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother,
met a man who she did not know. She thought he
was 'amazing'. She believed him to be her dream
partner so much, that she fell in love with him right
there, but never asked for his number and could not
find him. A few days later she killed her sister.

Question: What was her motive for killing her sister?
Give this some thought before you answer,
see answer below:








The Scream by Edvard Munch












Answer: She was hoping the guy would appear at the
funeral again.

If you answered this correctly, you think like a
psychopath.

This was a test by a famous American Psychologist
used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer.
Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and
answered the question correctly. If you didn't answer
the question correctly, good for you.


If you got the answer correct, please let me know
so I can take you off my e-mail list!!!!!!

[LOL guess everyone I know will have to "delete"
me from their email-list as I knew the answer
immediately. I FIGURE it's because I read pretty much
ONLY mysteries. For great serial killer reads try
John Sandford, Jonathon Kellerman, Phillip
Margolin...just to name a few!

sign me

your "cereal killer" friend]


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The Fortune Teller

During a recent publicity outing, Jennifer sneaked
off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute.
In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal
ball, the mystic delivered grave news.





"There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be
blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your
husband will die a violent and horrible death this
year."





Visibly shaken, Jennifer stared at the woman's
lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then
down at her hands.

She took a few deep breaths to compose herself.
She simply had to know.
She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her
voice, and asked her question.

"Will I be acquitted?"

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Marriage funnies

"Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy,
the first question I ask myself is:
is this the man I want my children
to spend their weekends with?"

--Rita Rudner

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I realized that my five-year-old grandson
had been watching too many reality TV
shows the day we attended a relative's
wedding.

As the four bridesmaids walked down
the aisle toward the front of the church,
he turned to me and asked, "Is this where
the groom decides which one he wants
to marry?"

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My sister, went to the department store to
check out the bridal registry of our niece
whose wedding was coming up soon.

When my sister returned from the store,
she tossed the gift list on a table and declared,
"I think she's too young to get married."

"Why do you say that?" I asked.

"Because," she said, "they registered for
Nintendo games."










For this great poster go to GB Posters




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-Marriage is the process of finding out
what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

- A Christian should have only one spouse.
This is called monotony.


- Marriage means commitment. Of course, so
does insanity.

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A Poem for Women


He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
My biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.



I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.



I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and SMACKED him...
Like his Mother used to do.

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For the Love of Dogs...

Three years ago, I adopted a purebred
Sheltie from a rescue shelter. His name was
Buster. He had bad teeth and his fur stuck
out no matter what.

I didn't care. He was my dog. He had a few
owners in his life, and I promised him that I
would never give him up, no matter what.

Earlier this year, we found out Buster had an
enlarged heart. The vet gave him six to eighteen
months. Buster was having seizures that were
probably causing brain damage.

Last Friday night, he had a seizure and cracked his
head against the sofa. He couldn't walk after that.
He kept bumping into walls and experienced
constant bowel movements and vomiting.

My dog was gone. Buster was no longer there.
His body was walking around, but that was all.
I decided he needed to be put to sleep. He went to
sleep on December 21, 2007, less than a month
before his ninth birthday. I feel his absence keenly.

I sincerely hope and pray dogs do get into heaven.

After all, D-O-G is G-O-D spelled backward.

Buster had no worries at all. He knew that I would
feed him and water him in a timely manner and that
I would take care of him no matter what.

In return, he gave me his loyalty and undying love.
He taught me a very important lesson: This is what
God wants from us.

I feel awed that such a simple creature could teach so
valuable a lesson with deeds and not words.
I already loved God with all my heart, without
reservation, and followed him.

And now, I love God even more than I thought possible.

~A MountainWings Original by Michael Dowds
Peyton, Colorado~

{What a Wonderful perspective!}

Things You Can Learn From Your Dog

- When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.

- Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.

- Allow the experience of fresh air and the

wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.

- When it's in your best interest

- practice obedience.

- Let others know when they've invaded

your territory.

- Take naps and stretch before rising.

- Run, romp, and play daily.

- Thrive on attention and let people touch you.

- Avoid biting, when a simple growl will do.

- On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.

- On hot days, drink lots of water and lay under a shady tree.

- When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.

- No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into

the guilt thing and pout... run right back and make friends.

- Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.

- Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have

had enough.

- Be loyal.

- Never pretend to be something you're not.

- If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.

- When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit

close by and nuzzle them gently.

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The Googling

Part 1

The Vacationeers

This was featured on Kim Komando's site.
She now does a video each day.

I found this truly, yet scarely, Funny!

When you get to YouTube, check out these guys
OTHER Hilarious videos. They are "The Vacationeers"!

Watch all of "The Googling" Series

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Funny One Liners

Give a man (or for that matter anyone) a
fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use
The Net and he won't bother you for weeks.


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Egomaniac

Q: How many egomaniacs does it take
to screw in a light bulb?

A: One.
The egomaniac holds the light
bulb while the rest of the world
revolves around him.

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No More

I just read an article on the dangers of eating too
much fat and drinking too much and it scared the
heck out of me. So I told myself, "That's it!"

After today, no more reading.

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Old Age is a gift

Old Age, I decided, is a gift.

I am now, probably for the first
time in my life, the person I have
always wanted to be. Oh, not my
body! I sometime despair over my
body, the wrinkles, the baggy eyes,
and the sagging butt. And often I am
taken aback by that old person that
lives in my mirror (who looks like my
mother!), but I don't agonize over
those things for long.

I would never trade my amazing friends,
my wonderful life, my loving family for
less gray hair or a flatter belly. As I've
aged, I've become more kind to myself,
and I am less critical of myself. I've
become my own friend.

I don't chide myself for eating that
extra cookie, or for not making my bed,
or for buying that silly cement gecko that
I didn't need, but looks so avante garde
on my patio. I am entitled to a treat,
to be messy, to be extravagant.

I have seen too many dear friends leave
this world too soon; before they understood
the great freedom that comes with aging.

Whose business is it if I choose to read or play
on the computer until 4 AM and sleep until noon?

I will dance with myself to those wonderful
tunes of the 60 & 70's, and if I, at the same time,
wish to weep over a lost love ... I will.

I will walk the beach in a swim suit that is
stretched over a bulging body, and will dive
into the waves with abandon if I choose to,
despite the pitying glances from the jet set.
They, too, [with luck] will get old.

I know I am sometimes forgetful. But there
again, some of life is just as well forgotten.
And I eventually remember the important things.

Sure, over the years my heart has been
broken. How can your heart not break when
you lose a loved one, or when a child suffers,
or even when somebody's beloved pet gets
hit by a car?

But broken hearts are what give us strength
and understanding and compassion. A heart
never broken is pristine and sterile and will
never know the joy of being imperfect.

I am so blessed to have lived long enough to
have my hair turning grey, and to have my
youthful laughs be forever etched into deep
grooves on my face. So many have never
laughed, and so many have died before their
hair could turn silver.

As you get older, it is easier to be positive.
You care less about what other people think.
I don't question myself anymore. I've even
earned the right to be wrong.

So, to answer your question, I like being old.
It has set me free. I like the person I have become.
I am not going to live forever, but while I am
still here, I will not waste time lamenting what
could have been, or worrying about what will be.
And I shall eat dessert every single day.

(If I feel like it)

~Author Unknown~


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