Foibles of Life

Has it ever been used?????

It's a Love~Hate relationship!




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More Adorable Babies! Puppies that is!

All Tuckered Out!!

Never were my dog's puppies so well mannered....the little gluttons!




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How Yankee are you?

Now, there is a test to determine how "yankee" you are~~or how Southern!!!

Yankee Test

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The Easy Way into Heaven?

An exasperated mother, whose son was always

getting into mischief, finally asked him, "How

do you expect to get into heaven?"

The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll run

in and out, and in and out, and keep slamming

the door until Saint Peter says, 'For Heaven's

sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!' "



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NEW CHEMICAL ELEMENT FOUND !!

A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named *Governmentium*.

Governmentium (Gv) has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.

A minute amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete, when it would normally take less than a second.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 4 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration.

This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.

When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium - an element which radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

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Age Test

This was developed as an age test by an R&D department at Harvard University.

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 40 years of age can't do it!

1. This is this cat
2. This is is cat
3. This is how cat

4. This is to cat
5. This is keep cat
6. This is an cat

7. This is old cat
8. This is person cat
9. This is busy cat

10. This is for cat
11. This is forty cat
12. This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down

~~SMILES~~

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