C~B~N would get TV again to watch this one!!!!
[My added comments...]
Six married men will be dropped on an island
with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks.
Each kid will play two sports and either take music
or dance classes.
There is no fast food.
Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned
house clean, correct all homework, complete science projects,
cook, do laundry, and pay a list of "pretend" bills with
not enough money.
In addition, each man will have to budget in money for
groceries each week.
Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends
and relatives, and send cards out on time.
Each man must also take each child to a doctor's
appointment, a dentist appointment and a haircut
appointment.
He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient
visit per child to the Urgent Care.
He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social
function. [At the LAST minute~~you know, the NIGHT
before 4 dozen are due~~and you are told at 9pm at night
~~and you have to work tomorrow!!!!]
Each man will be responsible for decorating his own
assigned house, planting flowers outside and keeping it
presentable at all times.
The men will only have access to television when the kids
are asleep and all chores are done.
The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, adorn
himself with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes,
keep fingernails polished and eyebrows groomed.
During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure
severe abdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme,
unexplained mood swings but never once complain or slow
down from other duties.
They must attend weekly school meetings, church,
and find time at least once to spend the afternoon at the
park or a similar setting.They will need to read a book
and then pray with the children each night and in the
morning, feed them, dress them, brush their teeth and
comb their hair by 7:00 am.
A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each
father will be required to know all of the following
information: each child's birthday, height, weight, shoe size,
clothes size and doctor's name.
Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth,
and length of labor, each child's favorite color, middle
name, favorite snack, favorite song, favorite drink, favorite
toy, biggest fear and what they want to be when they
grow up.
[While holding down a FULL-TIME job....let's not forget
that one!!!!]
The kids vote them off the island based on performance.
[Nope--should be the Television WATCHING mothers!!!]
The last man wins only if...he still has enough energy
to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.
If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over
and over again for the next 18-25 years...eventually earning
the right to be called Mother!
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